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Wen sinior Smitt lai a dom afte gunsa pa aksham, ta-ney auto es snova pa it-ney pinchan plasa bifoo dom. Ta examini it atentem dabe vidi ob ye koy damaja, e findi dwa teatra-bileta on un sidika e leta kel shwo: "Nu afsosi gro. Nu he pren yur auto por urjensia."

Sinior e madam Smitt go a teatra kun toy dwa bileta pa sekwe aksham e pai gro-juisa. Al lai bak a dom, li findi ke chorer he pren wek hampi olo ke ye-te in ley flat.

Posh-mani

Jimmi hev sem yar. Kada wik ta-ney mata-patra dai kelke posh-mani a ta, bat ta vanisi mucho de it pur kosas ke ta vidi in dukan e turan yao kupi, obwol ga bu nidi.

Undey ta-ney mata dai a ta un dafta, shwo:

"Jimmi, me yao ke, wen unkwe yu yao kupi koysa, yu noti it in sey dafta, e skribi prais toshi. Dan yu ve mog kan yur notas wen yur mani fini, e yu bu ve spendi tanto mucho pa lai-she ves."

Afte un wik Jimmi shwo a mata:

"Yu jan ku, mami, nau bifoo spendi mani, me verem stopi e dumi."

Mata sta muy santush, dumi: "Wel, nau ta samaji ya valor de mani."

Bat elay santushtaa fa-meno afte ke ta adi:

"Ya, bifoo kupi koysa me sempre kwesti swa, ob me ve mog skribi it pravem in may dafta."

Okula

Tom demisioni e jivi sole dalem fon urba. Ta apena chu dom, bat undey ta go a urba fo kupi kelke kosa pa basar, e afte kupi olo, ta go a fanguan, en-sidi pa tabla pa sole.

Al kan sirkum, ta vidi ke kelke laojen onpon okula bifoo lekti gaseta, also afte chifansa ta desidi go a dukan fo kupi okula fo swa toshi. Ta pedi along kamina, pa fin findi dukan.

Dukanyuan mah ta probi mucho farke okula, bat kadaves Tom shwo: "Non, me bu mog lekti kun sey-la."

Dukanyuan fa pyu e pyu perplexe, pa fin shwo: "Skusi, bat ob yu janmog lekti totem?"

"Non, sertem non", Tom ira-nem shwo. "Si me wud janmog lekti yo, me bu wud lai ahir fo kupi okula, bu ver?"

Osobe samula-klef

Jon hev nove auto, bat it es in garaja por repara, also ta loni-pren molya-ney auto undey pa aksham. Fa-reveli ke ye shao bensin in tanka, also ta raki a bensin-stasion e fulisi it. Bat afte se auto-ney motor bu starti.

Ta dumi ke shayad koysa es los inen bataria, also ta tiri un syao samula-klef aus posh e darbi bataria bay it. Motor tuy starti.

Poy Jon vidi ke un fara bu gun.

"Dar toshi koysa es los," ta dumi. Ta darbi fara bay samula-klef pa flanka, e it tuy en-lumi.

Garajayuan zai kan se olo, poy lopi-lai a Jon, shwo:

"Si yu wud yao vendi sey auto, me bu wud yao kupi it, bat me wud joi gro si yu vendi sey samula-klef."