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Anekdot (nivel 2)

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30 anekdotbayL.A.Hill (traduktafoninglish)

pikturabayAnnaVeltfort

Contents [hide]

1 Gwo-yusen klaida

2 Klimatul

3 Ambi-sexu-ney klaida

4 Intele boy

5 Pruva de identitaa

6 Hao boy

7 Akwa-pleisa

8 Hao memoria

9 Futbolista to studenta

10 Gun-vakasion

11 Lazalok

12 Danjaful morba

13 Hao kapitan

14 Latif chorer

15 Intele chorer

16 Posh-mani

17 Okula

18 Osobe samula-klef

19 Fenkas

20 Hao mursha

21 Previdishil mata

22 Kwaytaa de elektritaa

23 En-kona

24 Doga de duzashwoer

25 Leker to musiker

26 Honeste distribusa

27 Dansi-talimer

28 Buhao musafer

29 Kama-tayaring

30 Examen

Gwo-yusen klaida

Jim zin dukan do jaopay kel shwo: "Gwo-yusen klaida: nu kupi e vendi" al porti un lao panta in handa. Ta kwesti dukan-masta:

"Kwanto yu wud dai pur se?"

Man kan toy panta, poy shwo karkem: "Dwa dolar."

"Ver ku?" Jim shwo. "Me suposi-te ke it val amini pet."

"Non", man shwo, "it bu val ni un peni pyu kem dwa dolar."

"Ob yu es serte?" Jim kwesti.

"Ga serte", man shwo.

"Hao", Jim shwo al tiri dwa dolar aus posh, "walaa mani. Sey panta pendi-te ausen yur dukan, kun prais-label kel shwo $6.50. Sembli-te a me ke es tro, also me yao-te mah swa serte om kwanto it val pa veritaa."

Poy ta chu dukan kun panta e desapari bifoo ke astoni-ney vender pai inventi koysa fo shwo.

Klimatul

Madam Grin es direktor de un gran firma, e oftem treba ke ela fai mita kun otre bisnes-jenta in mitishamba de firma-dom. Ela ga bu fumi, bat muchos de otre jenta fumi, also shamba-aira oftem sembli dashat-ney a ela.

Undey afte un ora de mita elay gorla e okos tungi e ela kafkafi gro. Also ela telefoni a un gran klimatul-firma e pregi ke oni evalu kwanto it wud kosti, tu kipi aira sempre pure in mitishamba de firma-dom.

Afte kelke dey klimatul-firma sendi dwa evalusa, dabe madam Grin selekti. Un evalusa es $5000 pur instali klimatul e otre-la es $5 pur jaopay-ki kel shwo "Bye fumi".

Ambi-sexu-ney klaida

Mucho boy e gela in westa-ney landas porti klaida do same sorta, e mucho la hev longe har, also oftem es mushkile tu samaji ob es boy o gela.

Undey un lao man go promeni in parka in Washington. Ta fatigi, en-sidi on bencha. Un yunga zai stan pa otre taraf de chitan.

"Oo, may boh!" lao man shwo a jen kel zai sidi pa same bencha. "Yu vidi sey yunga do chaure panta e longe har, bu ver? Ob es boy o gela?"

"Es gela", bencha-visin shwo. "Es may docha."

"Oo!" lao man shwo kway. "Pardoni ba me plis. Me bu jan-te ke yu es elay mata."