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Undey pa aksham poseser de un urba-shop pon laza inu swa-ney furgon e raki-go a lazalok. Tuy afte ke ta lyu swa-ney laza dar, un yunge man raki-lai in muy lao mucho-yusen (kaput-ney) auto. Yunga turni auto bak, bakmuvi it nich kolina versu laza monton e delodi swa-ney laza.

Al ke ta zwo se, auto-motor fa-of. Kelke ves ta trai mah it snova on, bat bu suksesi. Pa fin ta shwo a furgon-dukter:

"Bi karim, pushi ba may auto."

"A kwel direksion?" man kwesti.

Danjaful morba

Sinior Harris bu gwo gami, e ta jivi in un syao dom pa selfa. Ta sempre kuydi gro om to ke ta chi e pi, e neva go aus al lenge meteo. Ta oltaim fobi ke ta zai en-morbi pa koy dashat-ney morba, also ta oftem go visiti suy leker, e leker en-fatigi gro por pasienta-ney imajinen morbas, bikos ta hev mucho dela pyu muhim fo zwo.

Undey sinior Harris hasti lai a leker-ofis e shwo ke ta sertem zai hev un sertene dashat-ney morba om kel ta he lekti in gaseta. Ta diki makala a leker. Leker lekti it atentem, shwo:

"Bat, sinior Harris, oni bu jan wen oni hev sey morba! Simtoma yok, oni sim sta hao!"

"Oo, may boh!" sinior Harris ek-krai. "Me dumi-te yus tak. Tak hi me sta!"

Hao kapitan

Fred yus he bikam kapitan de un syao ship kel porti diverse kosa fon un portu a otre-la along sahil. Undey ta treba dukti swa-ney ship uupar riva a un syao portu. Ta jan ke sey riva hev menga kanal e ke koy-las es muy chyen e danjaful, also ta desidi weiti til vidi ke koy lokale bota go uupar riva e dan sekwi it.

Afte haf-ora ta vidi ke un bota en-navigi uupar riva, also ta en-sekwi it. Ta sekwi it tra kelke kanal til ke ambi ship imbati kontra ramla-diba e stopi.

Poy lokale-bota-ney kapitan go a dek e krai-kwesti kapitan de ship kel he sekwi ta: "Nu lai ahir dabe lodi ramla. E yu, fo kwo yu lai?"

Latif chorer

In un syao dukan oni vendi prival yuwelka, e poseser sempre kuydi preventi ke oni chori it.

Undey chorer lai e trai chori un jamile yuwel-mala (necklace), bat dukan-poseser tuy kapti ta e go a telefon fo voki polis.

"Plis bu zwo se!" chorer ek-krai. "Me hev molya e tri kinda pa dom. Me ve pagi pur mala."

Dukan-poseser piti man, yoshi ta bu yao hev mushkila kun polis, also ta aksepti man-ney ofra om pagi pur mala, e ta go tayari bil. Bat wen ta dai it a chorer, toy man sembli disturbi-ney, shwo:

"Me bu intenti-te pren tanto guy kosa. Ob ye koysa meno guy?"

Intele chorer

Unves sinior Smitt lyu swa-ney auto bli swa-ney dom, kom pinchanem, bat wen ta go aus pa sekwe sabah fo raki-go a ofis, fa-reveli ke auto yok. Ta telefoni a polis e rakonti kwo eventi. Li shwo ke li ve trai findi sey auto.