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Zuy intele lerner tuy jawabi:

"Yur brata, madam Rojers, bikos elektritaa lopi pyu kway kem suon-onda."

"Muy hao," mis Rojers jawabi.

Bat poy un gela lifti handa. Mis Rojers shwo:

"Ya, Debbi?"

"Me bu konsenti," Debbi shwo. "Yur brata wud audi yu pyu ranem bikos wen hir es klok shi-un, es sol klok ot in Los-Anjeles."

En-kona

Sinior Martin zin swa-ney pinchan kahwaguan undey pa sabah e en-sidi on un sidika bli kaunta. Mucho otre jen toshi zin, bat maiste bu resti longem.

Afte shi-pet minuta un yunge man e un yunge gina lai. Bli kaunta ye sol dwa vakue sidika, un la leften sinior Wilson e otre-la desnen ta. Gina en-sidi on un la, man on otre-la, bat sinior Wilson tuy ofri shanji swa-ney plasa kun man-ney-la, dabe ta e yunge gina mog bi tuhun.

"Oo, se bu es nesese," yunge man shwo, bat sinior Wilson insisti.

Wen yunge man e yunge gina es bli mutu, yungo shwo a ela:

"Wel, sey karim sinior yao-te ke nu sidi tuhun, also ob me darfi prisenti swa? Me nami Tom. E yu?"

Doga de duzashwoer

Piter es duzashwoer. Ta gun in diverse teatra e nocha-kluba, bat ta bu fai gro-hao, e pa un mes ta bu hev nul gunsa e sta hunge.

Dan ta findi un doga pa gata e kunpren ta a fanguan. Li en-sidi pa tabla, e sembli ke doga hi ordi fan e toki om it, also fanguan-poseser, oli garson e gasta fa-astoni gro.

Guan-poseser dumi ke mucho jen wud lai a lu-ney fanguan fo audi toki-she doga, si ta perteni e lu, also lu ofri ke lu kupi ta. Pa fin duzashwoer konsenti vendi doga pur gao prais.

Afte ke guan-poseser pagi, doga sembli shwo a duzashwoer:

"Wel, yu he vendi me, bu ver?"

"Ver," duzashwoer jawabi.

"Dan me refusi shwo fo sempre."

Leker to musiker

Eddi gro-pri musika al bi skola-boy, bat wen ta go a universitet, ta desidi studi medisina inplas musika.

Afte pasi examen e bikam leker, ta gun in un hospital duran kelke taim. Dan ta reveli ke mucho pasienta sta pyu felise e morbi meno, si priate musika gei baji a li.

Wen Eddi en-hev prope ofis e begin swa-ney praktika, ta desidi manteni hao muda de pasientas bay ke pleier baji jamile musika fo li in weitishamba.

Bat sun afte ke oni instali pleier, mednana she Eddi audi ke un gina shakwi al sidi in jenful weitishamba pa un sabah:

"Walaa, nu oli zai sidi hir al weiti ke leker kan nu, e ta zai baji violina in ofis inplas gun!"

Honeste distribusa

Sinior Marsh es senator in guverna. Undey ta dukti-raki auto a un urba fo fai muhim bashan e stopi bli un syao fanguan fo pi idyen kahwa.