30 Anekdot (nivel 2) | страница 2

"Me bu es elay mata", otre jen shwo. "Me es elay patra."

Intele boy

Un yunge boy plei kun bol pa gata. Ta ek-kiki it tro fortem, e it rupti winda de un dom e lwo inu. Un gina go-lai a winda kun sey bol e krai-shatami an boy tanto gro ke ta lopi wek. Yedoh ta haishi yao pai bol bak.

Afte kelke minuta ta returni e tuki an dwar de dom. Afte ke gina jawabi, ta shwo: "May patra sal lai fo repari yur winda ga sun."

Afte yoshi kelke minuta un man lai a dwar kun tul-bavul-ki, also gina lasi boy pren suy bol.

Afte ke man fini repari winda, ta shwo a gina: "Se ve kosti a yu exaktem shi dolar."

"Bat ob yu bu es patra de toy boy?" gina kwesti al aspekti astoni-ney.

"Non", ta jawabi aspekti-yen samem astoni-ney. "Ob yu bu es ta-ney mata?"

Pruva de identitaa

Sinior e madam Skott shanji habita a un syao urba, e ofni akaunta in lokale banka fo ambi ley nam. Bat sinior Skott es bisnesjen, ta sempre mangi wen banka es ofnen, also ta-ney molya hi pinchanem go adar wen li nidi mani.

Yedoh undey sinior Skott hev vakasion e go a banka pa selfa. Bat bankayuan bu koni ta e bu yao dai mani a ta til en-sta serte ke ta es verem sinior Skott. Ela shwo latifem:

"Me koni madam Skott, bat me haishi bu koni yu. Ob yu mog diki a me koysa fo pruvi ke yu es sinior Skott?"

Sinior Skott kan inu swa-ney manidan e findi dar kelke foto de molya. Ta diki li a bankayuan, ela en-sta santush e dai mani a ta.

Hao boy

Jonni hev nin yar, e ta es muy buhao boy, bat ta-ney mata sempre nadi ke ta ve suluki pyu hao. Undey, afte ke ta lai fon skola, Jonni-ney talimer telefoni a ta-ney mata, shwo:

"Madam Petkins, ob yu jan ke Jonni he salvi un boy kel he lwo inu riva wen nu promeni sedey pa sabah?"

Madam Petkins joi gro al audi se. Ela dumi: "Jonni zai bikam hao boy."

Poy ela turni a son, shwo:

"Es yur talimer. Way yu bu shwo-te a me ke yu bin tanto kuraje boy e salvi un de yur amigas, wen ta lwo inu riva sedey pa sabah?"

Bat Jonni bu aspekti joi-she al audi se. Ta-ney fas fa-gro-rude, ta shwo:

"Wel, me majbur-te tiri ta aus, bikos me hi pushi-te ta inu."

Akwa-pleisa

Un syao boy habiti bu tro dalem fon skola, also kada dey ta pedi a skola e fon skola bak. Al dao ta go pas un plei-maidan kel pinchanem fa-gro-mokre wen pluvi. Undey boy lai a dom al sta ga mokre. Ta-ney mata iri, shwo: "Bye plei in akwa al yur dao fon skola."

Pa sekwe dey ta lai a dom snova ga mokre, e ta-ney mata iri yoshi pyu.

"Si yu snova lai mokre," ela shwo, "me ve shwo a yur patra, e ta ve puni yu."