Просветленный - Александр Павлович Клыгин

ВСЕ ПЕРСОНАЖИ И ДЕЙСТВУЮЩИЕ ЛИЦА, ЗАИМСТВОВАННЫЕ АВТОРОМ ИЗ ДРУГИХ ПРОИЗВЕДЕНИЙ, — ЭТО ПРОСТО ЕДИНИЦЫ ИНФОРМАЦИИ, ЗАВИСАЮЩИЕ ГДЕ-ТО В НЕОБЪЯТНЫХ ГЛУБИНАХ ИНФОРМАЦИОННОГО ПРОСТРАНСТВА, СОЗДАННОГО КОЛЛЕКТИВНЫМ ЧЕЛОВЕЧЕСКИМ СОЗНАНИЕМ. ТАК ИХ И СЛЕДУЕТ ВОСПРИНИМАТЬ, А ВОВСЕ НЕ В КАЧЕСТВЕ ПРОДУКТА НАГЛОГО ПЛАГИАТА СО СТОРОНЫ АВТОРА. СПАСИБО ЗА ВНИМАНИЕ!

MY NAME IS JOHN DEBRY AND I AM A COP,

MY WORK IS CATCHING CATS AT MOONNIGHTS

I LIVE IN THE CITY WHICH IS CALLED NEW-YORK

I THOUGHT THAT IT'S A CAPITAL OF PLANET.

AT NIGHTS I WALKED ON THE STREETS,

I HAD NO FRIENDS, I HAD NO ENEMY.

PRETTY WOMEN ARE NOT IN LOVE WITH ME

ONLY THE MOON WALKS WITH ME HERE.

AND I DON'T KNOW WHY I WAS BORN

I AM JUST A LITTLE PART OF THE SYSTEM.

I WANT TO BE SUCH AS JAMES BOND

BUT I AM NOT COOL AND I AM NOT AN ENGLISHMAN.

BUT ALL WAS CHANGED ONE RAINY DAY

WHEN I CAME TO AN INDIAN'S SHAMAN.

HE SAW MY FUTURE, HE SAW NEXT DAY

AND SAID I SHOULD SEE A MAGIC POWER!

I WAS AFRAID AND WENT TO DRINK.

I FALL IN LOVE WITH JULY WRAKER.

I WAS A HERO, IT WAS GREAT.

I WAS A FRIEND OF AGENT MALDER.

AND I WAS JUST A SIMPLE MAN,

BUT I HAVE MET SIR ELDORADO.

NOW I'LL NEVER BE THE SAME

BECAUSE I SAW HIS MAGIC POWER!

AND NIGHT HAD COME IN AFTERNOON

ALL MAGIC DOORS WERE REALLY OPENED.

AND ON THE SKY THERE WAS FULL MOON

THIS BATTLE NEVER WILL BE FORGET!

I KILLED STRANGE MONSTERS AT THIS NIGHT

AND I BECAME A REALLY HERO.

DARK FORCES WAS DTSTROYED IN FIGHT

AND NOW WORLD'S CLEAR LIKE A NEW MIRROW.

I WAS IN THE CITY CALLED BABYLON

I MADE FRIENDS WITH KING HAMMURAPY.

WAY HOME FOR ME WAS VERY LONG

BUT NOW I KNOW WHAT MEANS «BE HAPPY».

I WAS IN MEXICO ON THE BRIDGE

ON THE BRIDGE OF CARLOS CASTANEDA.

I SAW ANOTHER WORLD WHICH'S RICH

IN THAT WORLD EVERY MAN IS BUDDHA.

AND I CAME BACK TO USA,

I AM WORKING AS A SANTA-CLAUS

I TOLD WITH MISTER PRESIDENT

I KNOW, I'M DUMB, BUT HE IS DUMBER!

I SEE THE STATUE OF LIBERTY

AND IT CAN SHOW ME IT' S FUCK FOREVER,

BUT NOW I KNOW THAT I AM FREE,

IN OTHER WORLD WE'LL BE TOGETHER.

MAYBE I'M A LITTLE ALIEN TONIGHT

WHEN I AM WALKING ON THE STREETS OF NEW-YORK

I AM NOT JAMES BOND, I NEVER WAS IN EUROPE,

BUT I AM LIGHTBRIGHT, BUT I AM LIGHTBRIGHT!

HIS NAME WAS JOHN DEBRY AND HE WAS A COP,

HIS WORK WAS CATCHING CATS AT MOONNIGHTS

HE LIVED IN THE CITY WHICH IS CALLED NEW-YORK

HE THOUGHT THAT IT'S A CAPITAL OF PLANET.

ALSUNCLYG-IN.

Итак, дорогие читатели, возможно, вы помните, что американский полицейский Джон Дебри, занимающий почетную должность следователя по особо тупым делам, вступил в контакт с высшими силами в лице индейского шамана Стреляного Воробья и его крыши сэра Эльдорадо. События, которые за этим последовали, просто не поддаются описанию, хотя они весьма подробно изложены в книге «Приключения Джона Дебри», авторские права на которую целиком и полностью принадлежат сэру Эльдорадо.