CHARM THE SNAKE (очаровать гадюку, выдрессировать змею, видимо, в стиле индийских факиров)
CHOKE KOJAK (задушить чукчу)
CHOKE THE BAD GUY (гуся за шею, медузу в ванную)
CHOKE THE SHERIFF AND WAIT FOR THE POSSE TO COME
CHURN YOUR BUTTER
CLEAN OUT YOUR ROPE
CLEAN YOUR RIFLE
CLEANING THE TUBE
CLEAR THE SNORKEL
CLIMB MOUNT BALDY
COCK YOUR SHOTGUN
COME TO GRIPS WITH YOURSELF
CRANK THE LOVE PUMP
CRANK THE MONKEY
CRANK THE SHANK
CRIMP THE WIRE
CROWN THE KING
DANCE WITH JOHNNY ONE-EYE
DEFROST THE FRIDGE
DIG FOR CHANGE
DO IT YOUR WAY
DO THE FIVE-FINGER KNUCKLE SHUFFLE
DO THE FIVE-KNUCKLE OLYMPICS
DO THE HAN SOLO (аллюзия со Звездными Войнами)
DRIVE THE SKIN BUS
DUNDER THE DEVIL
EXPRESS YOURSELF
FAX JIMMY DEAN
FAX THE POPE (снова протестантская культура выступает против католиков)
FEED THE DUCKS
FIST YOUR MISTER
FIVE AGAINST WILLIE
FIVE-FINGER SOLO
FLAY THE EMPEROR
FLIP THE BISHOP
FLOG THE FROG
FLOG THE HOG
FLOG YOUR CUMBER BROTHER
FLOGGING THE BISHOP
FLOGGING THE INFIDEL
FREE WILLY
FROST THE PASTRIES
FUCK PALMALA
GALLOP THE OLD LIZARD
GET A GRIP ON THINGS
GET A STIFFY
GET THE GERMAN SOLDIER MARCHING
GET TO KNOW YOURSELF
GET YOUR PALM READ BY MISTER SOFTY
GIVE IT A ONE-GUN SALUTE
GIVE IT A TUG
GIVE YOURSELF A LOW FIVE
GO A COUPLE OF ROUNDS WITH OL’ JOSH
GO ON PEEWEE’S LITTLE ADVENTURE
GOING BLIND
GREASE THE PIPE
GRIP THE GORILLA
GRIP THE PENCIL
HANDY WORK
HARD LABOR
HAVE A BIG DATE WITH ROSY PALMS
HAVE A LITTLE STROKE
HAVE A RENDEZVOUS WITH MRS. HAND
HITCHHIKE TO HEAVEN
HITCHHIKE UNDER THE BIGTOP
HONE THE CONE
HONE YOUR BONE
HUG THE HOG
HUMP THE HOSE
IRON SOME WRINKLES
JACK F HAMMER
JACK THE BEANSTALK
JACKIN’ THE BEANSTALK (аллюзия со сказкой и современным детским фильмом)
JELLY ROLL
JERK JAMBY
JERK THE TURKEY
KICK SEAMEN
KILL IT
KNEAD YOUR DOUGH
KNEADING THE NOODLE
LAUNCH THE HAND SHUTTLE
LUBE THE TUBE
MAKE FIST-KABOBS
MAKE THE BALD MAN PUKE
MAKE THE SCENE WITH A MAGAZINE
MAN THE COCKPIT
MANGLE THE MIDGET
MASSAGE YOUR MUSCLE
MILK THE LIZARD
MOLEST THE MOLE
OIL THE GLOVE
PACK YOUR PALM
PAINT THE CEILING
PAINT THE WALLS
PAT THE ROBERTSON
PEEL SOME CHILIES
PEEL THE BANANA
PHONE THE CZAR
PICKLE PARTY
PLAY THE ORGAN
PLAY TUG OF WAR WITH THE CYCLOPS
PLAY UNO
PLAY WITH YOUR LIGHT SABER (аллюзия со Звёздными Войнами)
PLAY WITH YOUR TURTLE
PLAYING POCKET POOL (а Вы говорите, что люди по две стороны океана разные)
PLEASE YOUR PISSER
PLUNK YOUR TWANGER
POLE VAULT
POLISH THE PORK SWORD
