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The way I see it

How many moron of these incredible sleasy backward, bad, deaf monkeys, parsing as entertainers, with thier FLOPTOPPED hair, falling about the place like Mary PICKFORD, do I have to put up with? The way I see it, a good smell in the Army would cure them, get rid of a few more capitalist barskets (OOPS!). Not being able to stand capitalism, I fail to see why those awful common lads make all that money, in spite of me and the governrnent in a society such as ours where our talent will out.

I know I'm a bald old get with glasses (SEE PICTURE). Maybe I ought to be thankful, but I doubt it…

Koms der revolution

Caviare is collected for me with Hollywood. Do you rernember when I

had dinner with that super spiffing showdog Mike 9 (Round the Wall in Eighty Days, the late) Toddy? Well he loved caviarse/great pots of it/ and he assulmed derry boddy elf did and if they didn't, they should damn it (OPPS!). You all know me, well I don't like it, and I find myself (somtimes) fighting a fierce and wonderfull verbal battle as to whether I should be forthed against my will to eat this costly delicasy from the Caspian Sea. Quite orften I lose, but thats Socialism. (You know me).

Mike (Round the Worst in A Tall Canoe, the late) Toddy would have liked me.

I suppose a lot of you have never had the chance of refusing this costly delicacy, believe me fans, you never will if we keep building all those bombs…

Until tomorrow friends when I (YOU ALL KNOW ME) will be back with the same picture, but a DIFFERENT QUOTE brothers.

Good Day, (The way I see it!)

Государственно-здравоохраняемая корова

Забрел я раз на ферму
Людей не повстречал
И, подбираясь к хлеву
Я громко закричал:
«Очкастая буренка!»
Я разеваю рот:
Ко мне она подходит
И молоко дает
Корова говорит мне:
«Как вовремя ты, Джон!
Меня не доят много дней
Разбухла я, как слон!»
Я спрашиваю: «Что же так?»
И за сосцы тяну
«В бутылках сразу я продукт
Даю на всю страну»
«Правительству сподручнее», —
Я от натуги взмок
Корова мертвой рухнула
(Тут мой кирпич помог)

The National Health Cow

I strolled into a farmyard
When no-one was about
Treading past the troubles
I raised my head to shout.
«Come out the Cow with glasses,»
I called and rolled my eye.
It ambled up toward me,
I milked it with a sigh.
«You're just in time» the cow said,
Its eyes were all aglaze,
«I'm feeling like an elephant,
I aren't been milked for days.»
«Why is this?» I asked it,
Tugging at its throttles.